By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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Happybooger 4

If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.

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ilulife 4

Drunk people usually manage to pee absolutely perfect by them selves, they're just not aware of it

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HannahWho 8

If it bothers you that much then you need to talk to your boyfriend about his drinking. If you don't want to spend the rest of your life like this (if he does have a drinking problem that is) then you might consider whether he is worth keeping around. But, I am not sure how you think holding his dick while he pees is gross. If you have a healthy sex life he has probably ejaculated inside you. You might have even had his penis in your mouth. While graphic, you have already had worse bodily fluids inside of you so holding his dick while he pees is the least of your worries.

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KiraElayne_ 1

I actually find that kinda cute, you probably would feel closer to each other if you weren't so negative about it.

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Rxoxdx 0

Don't girlfriends like to handle their bf's dick?

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bigballsmegee 2

I would consider that a new high really . I don't know if I could get my girl to do that shit lol

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shot3 0

A new low???? I'd say that's a new high, your an awesome girlfriend,

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sodapopper 6

My girlfriend used to beg me to let her do that. True story

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