Love: Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got... - FML

By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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You deserved it 6 114

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 107 551

You deserved it 8 649

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 930

You deserved it 4 011

By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 613

You deserved it 5 231

The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 955

You deserved it 215

The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 944

You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 558

You deserved it 5 369

Manly men fighting

By Anonymous - 05/06/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 475

You deserved it 267

Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 338

You deserved it 4 960

Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 280

You deserved it 306

I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 617

You deserved it 56 932

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Top comments

Happybooger 4

Friday 3 February 2012 8:38

If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 3 February 2012 8:36

Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.

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cherry72 13

Friday 3 February 2012 10:52

Run away...

thebottomdog 0

Friday 3 February 2012 11:33

Lol my girlfriend helps me pee everytime i go can you hold it babe? Pleassse ? Lmao

jeinnor 0

Friday 3 February 2012 11:59

If u r not happy, leave

Blonde_Layla 7

Friday 3 February 2012 12:16

Girl, you really should dump him as soon as you can, things will be getting worse ( been there , done that ) . You deserve way better than a guy like that !

kaykay20 0

Friday 3 February 2012 13:14

Nothing wrong with a adult having a few drinks once in a while.

maryam8869 7

Friday 3 February 2012 12:18

Girl, you are in love.. enjoy it

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 3 February 2012 13:12

If he gets drunk regularly then YDI, if not then FYL.

kaykay20 0

Friday 3 February 2012 13:26

How is taking care of your guy a fml or even a new low? Helping him piss among other things is just stuff a couple may do or have to do once in a while. It's a good thing that you help your partner out not a new low. Seeing as you think this helping hand is a new low I think your guy really needs to think things over not you. Don't see your relationship lasting very long with the way you think about lows or highs in a close committed relationship.

kaylethpop 0

Friday 3 February 2012 13:42

Not fml worthy. You just sound like a bitchy, un-fun girlfriend. I don't go post am fml when my boyfriend (constantly) attempts to pick my nose. Cause it's not a big deal. And I love holding my boyfriends penis while he pees. I would absolutely hate to be op's boyfriend.

fat_snooki_lol 6

Friday 3 February 2012 14:00

It's all downhill from there, I'm afraid, love.

AllSoul 23

Friday 3 February 2012 14:06

The more lows you reach in your relationship, the more you are in love. This is true love.

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Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

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Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

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You deserved it 3 230

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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You deserved it 7 460

Today, I found books on the Catholicism in my son's room. Switching faiths can be a big deal, so I asked him if there was anything he wanted to talk about. Turns out he was just doing research to aid his goal of seducing and screwing the hot Catholic girl in his university class. FML

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You deserved it 404

Today, I was touring a house I’m interested in when one of the two realtors stepped out for a minute and never came back. My purse was stolen from my car. FML

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You deserved it 299

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 9 473