Health and Boredom: Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery,...

By Theboredone - 29/03/2018 19:00

Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML

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You deserved it 401

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Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 272

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Kika - 20/01/2009 07:59 - France

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 013

You deserved it 4 601

By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 785

lukesick1 12

Thursday 15 February 2018 3:51

"Hey how's your day?" "Sir we're just here for the survey" "Oh ok... do you like Jazz?" "God dang it"

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 29 March 2018 19:21

Hey, it's cheaper than dial-a-psychic.

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lukesick1 12

Thursday 15 February 2018 3:51

"Hey how's your day?" "Sir we're just here for the survey" "Oh ok... do you like Jazz?" "God dang it"

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 29 March 2018 19:21

Hey, it's cheaper than dial-a-psychic.

mackdeezy 22

Thursday 29 March 2018 19:36

Jeez, i hope I'm never that bored

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 29 March 2018 21:01

Couldn't you just talk to Google?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 March 2018 23:48

I love talking to them! I get to rant about Roswell, Jesus, Amway, Nibiru, 9/11, the Lindbergh baby, OJ Simpson, Biafra and the Hindenburg, and they just have to sit there and take it!

ChromoTec 24

Friday 30 March 2018 3:38

Was it the FBI Agent that watches you through your laptop?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 30 March 2018 4:16

They want to know better ways to screw the people over

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 30 March 2018 4:28

As someone who works for a company who conducts these surveys, you are wonderful. It’s hard to get those long surveys, and sometimes our hours are at stake if we don’t get anyone to complete them.