I don't think I've ever seen more YDIs on an fml submission.

And that kids is what'll happen to you if you don't stay in school.

I'm sitting here, hoping this was a fake submission, but knowing that, no, chances are, it is really true. Not just that a person did this, but that they'd be ******* stupid enough to admit it on the Internet afterwards. But then, so many 'criminals' today put pictures of their crimes on their Facebook pages, plan looting sprees using hash tags, stop traffic on te goddamn highway so they can do donuts and then post the video on youtube, go on the run from mandated drug testing after a plea bargain and then dare the cops 'catch me if you can' and THEN proceed to say what state they are in, via Facebook from an Internet cafe, live tweet from the drunk tank.... These are all actual stories. These things happen. Because ******* idiots have technology and think they have a right to having a goddamn iPhone at 14. And then when their parents cancel service they go on a sledgehammer rampage. ....good lord I have watched way too many episodes of What The **** Is Wrong With You recently, that I could rattle off that many stupid criminals being stupid with technology stories. That's kinda sad. Since that's just like, a small part of the kinds of stories, it's a subset of the stupid crime flavor of stories, alongside the shoplifting meat by stuffing it down your pants stupid crime subset. And that's before you get into cars crashing into houses because of beer and/or pizza. Or the people trying to smuggle animals onto planes..... What I'm saying is, I hear about a lot of ******* idiots every week, so as much as I wish this were fake, it's probably true.

This is why we can't have nice things

Just can't believe someone would actually attempt that.

Lord save us all if there are idiots like you roaming around! GeeZ dude seriously??? Wow

I know exactly what article you've read OP. guess who still has a working iPhone 5? This girl right here! becuz i dont stick hundreds of dollars worth of technology into microwaves. ;3

I think this is the good time to let you know that you shouldn't believe everything that's on the internet :).

If he hasn't figured out that the Internet is full of hoaxes by now, he never will. Even I know that an article like that doesn't make any sense.

You lack common sense. Work on that.