By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 14:50 - Canada

Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML
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Idiotskillme 20

It's easy, just cure yourself and then take the medicine!

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Mixed_steel 23

Somehow I think the meds would be useless if you were able to use it exactly as instructed... o.O

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worldclassrager 39

How does that work? Take a laxative beforehand?

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saffy66 34

Imagine the years of research that went into making that.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Were your first words when you read this, " well, Shit. "?

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writerchic85 25

Maybe it means try your best to poop out anything right before taking it? Still doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I would call the pharmacy or the doctor to verify the meaning.

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mishwarner 14

Haha. For best results eat more fibre and less processed food

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samlovesham1234 9

I'd be like, what the hell kind of instruction is that?!

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rebamoo 14

Yikes, forget that! You can just cure yourself with a whole foods, plant-based diet. Preferably raw til 4, but not required. Try it for 3-7 days and see what happens. Vegankit .com

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