By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 18:59 - South Africa

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Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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BubbleGrunge 18

You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.

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lulahanno 4

maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?

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JMichael 25

Because we're geniuses my friend.

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Aspireworks 12

Hello Professor Oak! I'd like Squirtle please.

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carebear97 1

Probably a girl since men seem to often have strong opinions about what women should do with their pubic hair but don't think they should need to do anything about theirs...

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ileenefudge 29

I think we will stay with Team Rocket considering our boss already knows our genders '_'

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RobertoZ 5

*Insert all the other lines here because I do not want to type them all* And Meowth too!

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medic345 4

Did you know pubic lice are going extinct because their "habitat" so to speak, is diminishing? Habitat conservation.

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Zebediabolical 39

There is no evidence that pubic lice are going extinct. The report of which you speak mentioned a couple of clinics and doctors in Australia. That hardly equals evidence.

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limabeans101029 20

Why of all places would you run to your brother's room? That's probably the place he's most likely to be

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epicfury26 13

Whenever I forget a towel my room is right across the hall so I make a naked dash to my room

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CrazyMelvin 14

YDI: how do you not know there's no towel ?

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Julianstarwind 1

are you male or female? if male, i can understand the dash if your room was further away, if your female: why go to your brother's room naked, and risk him being in there?

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lightanddark 17

you could have yelled for someone to get you a towel unless there was no one in the house. But it feels as if you had a clear idea that people were in the house

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