Intimacy: Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel,...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 18:59 - South Africa

Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 6 January 2014 21:41

You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.

lulahanno 4

Monday 6 January 2014 21:42

maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?

Comments

rawlings123 17

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:27

are you a girl or a boy?

ojjasper123 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:33

Why exactly would your BROTHER be looking there?

Snuffleupaguss 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:43

Why not dash to your room to air dry and put some clothes on?

hadder 1

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:26

I think I would die if I ran into my brothers room naked with his friends in there. why didn't you call for someone to bring one ?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:09

YDI for not checking to see if a towel was in the bathroom before showering, then running through the house naked instead of asking someone to bring you a towel, and for not shaving. That's gross.

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:46

Why is it "gross" for someone not to shave? Shaving is a personal preference. Secondly, it is far better to trim because pubic hair is (shock, horror) meant to be there to prevent bacterial infections.

VfortheShadow 8

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:34

You ran naked into his room to steal his towel, I think you can handle a snarky comment.

TheCrispyCat 20

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:35

Or Prancer

sammyjo06 14

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:42

Ewwww maybe the friend, but why would your BROTHER make a comment like that? Although that sucks lol, I've had it happen to me but I end up putting on my clothes soaking wet before running down the hall in search of a towel to steal. Rather that than the alternative...