By youshitme - 01/03/2011 12:12 - Australia

Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML
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You deserved it 6 698

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youshitme 9

Hello all ... I've just seen the comments on this ... There were quite a few comments assuming that since I fished out a 2 buck coin from a dunny, that I'd be an unemployed dole bludger. I've never been on any sort of welfare. The previous comment of Sydney being a very expensive city to live in was correct. I don't earn that much, generally between $700-$1100 a week, depending on how busy work is, but I've never been a 'dole bludger', I work very hard, thank you very much.

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AlienX_fml 0

Two bucks is two bucks.

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perdix 29

Just keep hanging around where the people shit money and you'll be OK.

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tjsands 0

You deserve this for being Canadian.

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Schiffy 18

Can you read? That says New South Wales, Australia

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tylersign 11

I literally said "oh my god" out loud after reading this comment.

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7mood75 7

then you stole a laptop cuz how are you posting this?

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BlindGuardian 0

then he used the 2$ to post this FML at an Internet café

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InvisibleReign 0

I'm sure two dollars was worth risking the chance of serious diseases. Good job.

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ColdGold 6

Ha ha All these people freakin' out about you putting your hand in the toilet when they handle money that who knows where it's been. (Think about it, kids.) At least you knew where that money had been and you knew to wash your hands when they don't.

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chickletno1 0

I was walking out of the subway today and 2 homeless people were holding a cup while sitting on the floor and smoking weed. that's Toronto, Canada for you!! go our new mayor! he is walking around the subway checking if people do their jobs but doesn't see this? WTF?

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meeba 2

whoa a tow dollar COIN, the bills are rare but a coin? EPIC (yes I am joking)

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Bish, next use a napkin! (And yes I know a napkin would disintegrate in water.)

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