Love: Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often... - FML

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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You deserved it 29 124

By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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You deserved it 6 577

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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What's my name?

By Laura - 22/09/2019 12:00 - Paraguay

Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 137

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By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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You deserved it 174

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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bro1oke 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:29

The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:28

Confront him and tell him you don't like it.

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butterflyz1961 2

Monday 18 June 2012 11:06

He would now be "ex" boyfriend.

LGFUADnow 12

Monday 18 June 2012 11:06

Dump him ASAP

stemorrow 4

Monday 18 June 2012 11:14

Dump him. I would never call anyone that I love, especially my girlfriend, that because it's disrespectful to them! Maybe I'm old fashioned, but he should either stop calling you profane names or you should get rid of him and find someone that will respect you and treat you with the utmost love and care that you, as a beautiful woman, deserve!

MyWorldAway 0

Monday 18 June 2012 11:30

You need to get a new boyfriend. seriously, over time you will begin to believe that crap

purebliss7 6

Monday 18 June 2012 11:41

and your with him why? dump his ass and find someone that will cherish you:)

PrettyLady20 0

Monday 18 June 2012 12:34

Call him dick for every time he calls you bitch ;)

choirnerd1808 0

Monday 18 June 2012 12:34

beat his ass bitch!!

CastielJ 6

Monday 18 June 2012 13:21

Time to leave.

PJmeloche 2

Monday 18 June 2012 15:54

Every girl claims they can be a bitch. And always call each other bitches. Whys it wrong a when a guy does it?

bettyloohoo 0

Monday 18 June 2012 16:30

The ass

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