Love: Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often...

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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What's my name?

By Laura - 22/09/2019 12:00 - Paraguay

Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML

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Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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bro1oke 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:29

The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:28

Confront him and tell him you don't like it.

Comments

Bobissmall 13

Monday 18 June 2012 22:59

TIL calling the woman you are closest to in life, a bitch, means you hate all women.

greysan 1

Monday 18 June 2012 23:03

Why would you even date someone like that? Break up with him instead of coming here for sympathy.

scr_sensei 14

Tuesday 19 June 2012 0:05

#316 seems like a real bitch

mydadpulledout 17

Tuesday 19 June 2012 0:45

now go make him a sammich!

darkyoshi_fml 3

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:23

he sounds like a nice guy lmao jk

yepusuckarse 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:23

Don't take that shit! He won't stop if ur ok with it

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:48

Does he ask you for cheesy poofs & turkey pot pies too?

A_Little_Girl77 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:04

You train em' the way you wanna be treated.. That's your fault for letting that happen.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 19 June 2012 5:50

What kind of attitude is that? If it were domestic violence instead of name-calling, would you blame her for that too?

cassi135t 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:32

Hmm, sounds like a true gentleman.

KaylaDawnn 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:52

Well that's just awful. :(

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Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML

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