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By Palf - 30/08/2010 11:40 - Germany

Today, I realised that my flight back from Berlin was actually booked for the 29th of September instead of August. FML

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By theleague - 09/10/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the airport for my two week trip to explore Europe. My ticket was denied and the workers turned me away. When I asked why, they told me to check the date. My ticket was for June 22nd, not July. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 06:00

Today, I was waiting at the airport for a flight when I looked down and realised that I had booked the wrong date. Frantically, I tried to rebook the flight, but it was completely sold out. Now, I'm stuck in the airport for the next 24 hours with nothing to do. FML

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML

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By lojo - 17/06/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I was flying home to Milwaukee after a weekend in South Carolina. When I got to the airport, my reservation didn't match up with any flights. Turns out Expedia booked me on a flight that doen't exist. I spent ten hours waiting in the airport for a two hour flight. FML

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Evan071 0

Monday 30 August 2010 18:55

well you'll be there for another month so enjoy

catatonicsleep 17

Monday 30 August 2010 20:19

well its not like you missed your flight....

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davek 36

Tuesday 31 August 2010 17:54

*plays theme tune to The Great Escape*

mouse147 1

Wednesday 1 September 2010 3:00

ouch!! I just came back from Europe on aug 29th. I would have killed myself if I had to wait another month!!

juche 3

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:51

Lucky! I'd love to be living in Berlin again!

AKaussiekoolaid 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:09

screw u no.6. I think I speak for all Europeans wen I say screw u

Dramaholic74 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:24

Lucky! I'm American, and I'd love to go to Berlin, or anywhere in Germany really.

rainbowhair1 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:01

hey!!!! that's my birthday!!

Suds29990 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:32

My birthday too :D

Shadenfreude_613 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:13

At least it's not Mexico.

ShamBoopStah 0

Friday 3 December 2010 3:48

ErM...Shoulda remembered if u wrote it on a pizza paper..piece of paper* and put it in ur pocket...even though u takin a shower...take it out and put it in ur pant ur gonna wear after ur shower xD LOL!! well next time u have that "problem" then u should do wat i just said there buddy xD

jacetopia96 1

Friday 7 January 2011 11:15

Hey that's my birthday :D

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