By heartless - 15/05/2009 06:14 - Canada

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
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PianoManGidley 0

Sometimes people just get the short end of the stick when it comes to getting into relationships. Sometimes, however, you yourself need to step back and analyze what YOU may doing wrong.

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EcoDreamer 0

I doubt the OP is trying to "continue" a trend or was even aware there was a trend that their story fit into. Regardless, something happened to them (which I find to be pretty funny) and they felt bad enough to post it on here. Don't come here bashing him/her about their experience just because they happened to use a "tired" format. If there are so many of them they obviously work. If you want something new go out and have an FML happen to you, and then come back here and break the mold with your storytelling prowess.

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mattmag 0

At least you have relationships so stop complaining.

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poolshark 0

#19: That's just it; you’re reiterating 6 and 11's points. Nothing happened to the op... They did not "go out and have an FML happen" to them; it was all in their head.

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burberry_fml 0

yeah same dont worry.

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ScruffyTJanitor 0

I feel you man. Unless you're one of those guys who's drowning in 1-night stands and random flings complaining about not having a *real* relationship. If that's the case: world's smallest violin.

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DONTbEMO 0

if you have one of those new 90 day glade's plug-in's, i can definitely empathize. Thats a tough goal to beat. FYL

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CTL_fml 0

you know what they say - they're all going to fail until one doesn't.

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squeaksx24 0

Boring, and not funny. Sorry.

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genius_man16 0

#20 I know that actually. I'm sorry, it's my fault for not being exposed to how British people spell. *rollseyes* And I actually did look up the spelling before posting my comment, but I guess I got an American dictionary. *shrugs* people here are so quick to start hatin.

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