By heartless - 15/05/2009 06:14 - Canada

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
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PianoManGidley 0

Sometimes people just get the short end of the stick when it comes to getting into relationships. Sometimes, however, you yourself need to step back and analyze what YOU may doing wrong.

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EcoDreamer 0

I doubt the OP is trying to "continue" a trend or was even aware there was a trend that their story fit into. Regardless, something happened to them (which I find to be pretty funny) and they felt bad enough to post it on here. Don't come here bashing him/her about their experience just because they happened to use a "tired" format. If there are so many of them they obviously work. If you want something new go out and have an FML happen to you, and then come back here and break the mold with your storytelling prowess.

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The_Frost 0

It was kind of funny. I think it would have been funnier if you said, "Today, I realized that milk lasts longer than any of my relationships."

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dreamofme 0

Maybe you should try not to suck so much at life. Eh?

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kel23 0

wow this is so gay. everyones FMLs are like this now.. like wow i just realized that...... was the most fun i have had in months or some thing really retarded and BORING like that.

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wthman 0

#12 needs to gtfo of America more.

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IHateXbox 0

This is not an FML. I could seriously come up with about 200 of these. And what's sad is, people probably post FMLs that are way better than this and they don't get through because retards like you are just now finding out how pathetic you really are. So, in response to your FML: Today, I went on to FML to find a laugh. All I could find were people throwing a pity party for themselves. FML.

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ultravioletbaby 0

I'm totally with #6 here. These don't deserve to be on here...

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darkmis1 17

This FML sounds a lot like the 1 that wuz posted the other day: "Today, I found out a tattoo lasts longer than my marriage. FML." You need to think of a more original 1.

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heatherrrx 0

Wow, I don't remember writing this? I feel you. :(

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idreamofpeace 0

I don't see how this made it to be an FML...

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iamspartacus2 0

That's the way it works with most people.

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