Kids: Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was... - FML

By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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ChrisLTC 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:56

And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?

TheMasticater 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:01

Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!

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kaylapple 1

Friday 5 August 2011 10:50

dead dogs... under a swingset... that your children play on?

jenna5960 7

Friday 5 August 2011 16:13

Why would you do that? Your family pet deserves a lot better.

ChibiMONSTER 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:21

Um creepy ??

habbdicted 6

Friday 5 August 2011 23:39

It worked out fine for me.

ih82bl8 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:42

WTF- why wud u do that.

elliegurl11 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:11

Get a new swingset

thefuckinloser 6

Friday 12 August 2011 13:28

why under the swings? should have done it when they not around ha ha

Juggoro 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:48

Well move the swing set..

TrollinYourMom14 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:34

You should've said, "And that's what happens when you look at a girl's boobs."

Goodlife918975 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:35

Theres a spot in my yard where my dogs are buried and they have grave stones 3 dead dogs and it's hidden so I put them in boxes made of wood so yeah do that dumbshit

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