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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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libido_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:07

you should post the video, it'll make you famous

creepermagnet 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:10

Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)

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Rooki_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:23

Daaaamn.at least it shows that he really loves you!

iamchuck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:33

^ bestest

lcolla38 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:33

wow this is a true FML this is terrible :(

relyo 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:37

Thread over. He wins. Thanks for playing.

TattedDownJah 2

Friday 26 February 2010 16:40

Sounds lik you both will never forget that special day .... yes ... hope u took pictures ....

mrguy266 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:41

Yeah we haven't found a real FML for a long time..thank you OP

050294 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:41

Oh god, I lol'd. You win, good sir!

korn247 5

Friday 26 February 2010 16:49

wow I'm really sorry to hear that... fyl

Lisa89 3

Friday 26 February 2010 16:50

Amazing. This one is great! FYI ineed! I'm sure your husband loves you for who you are. Explosive diarrhae and everything :).

st0n333d 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:51

End game. funniest post ever. everyone else... YOU GET NOTHING! You lose! Good-day-sir!

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Same thing different taste

Nervous?

Classy

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