Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how much of a nutter my mother really is as...

By ashamed - 20/01/2016 19:00 - Germany

Today, I realized how much of a nutter my mother really is as she decided to write on a high visibility vest a "warning" that all foreigners, especially refugees, want to rape German women. She now wants to wear it each and every day in our hometown. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By PositiveElectron - 27/08/2015 19:52 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 22:00

Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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Let it all hang out

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML

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slumd0g 15

Thursday 21 January 2016 8:53

You should wear a similar vest warning people of your mother

RodzillaX 30

Thursday 21 January 2016 9:26

I see six.

Comments

HeartYou101 31

Thursday 21 January 2016 9:52

I can kind of understand where's she's coming from because of what happened in Cologne 3 weeks ago; but it's not fair tarnishing all "foreigners" with the same brush...

pokemyeyes 23

Thursday 21 January 2016 11:03

I cant understand where shes coming from at all, logically. The US and UK have the highest rape and sexual assault rates in the world yet you dont see British or American women wearing vests warning against British or American men? They even start relationships with them and are friends etc.

amileah13 26

Thursday 21 January 2016 10:15

She's the type of person you definitely don't want to hang around when she wears that.

sinverguenza 11

Thursday 21 January 2016 11:01

Ethnic Germans and the native populations of other European countries face an existential threat from waves of "refugees/migrants/asylum seekers", which mostly consist of young, fighting-age men in their prime. These "refugees" bring with them a culture and religion that are incompatible with Western values, particularly in regards to the treatment of women. That fact, coupled with the already low birth rates of native populations, will inevitably lead to social unrest caused by friction between foreign invaders and increasingly nationalistic natives that rightly sense that they and their way of life are in very real danger of being supplanted. But hey, at least you can smugly signal to everyone here how "lol crazy, right guys?" your mom is and what a tolerant soul you are.