Money: Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to...

By bowser_rawr16 - 12/03/2012 20:12 - Canada

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

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bowser_rawr16 13

Tuesday 13 March 2012 14:55

OP here. Thanks lol. That's actually exactly what I was doing. I'm only 21, and I work in a very professional office, and I always need to look my best. I can't afford new shoes at the time, so that's why I sharpied them.

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SugarCrazy 14

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:07

I'm not poor and I do that >_>

darien987 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:09

I've done that lmao

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RawEndo 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 10:50

You are improvizing dont sweat it!

tlheller 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 11:45

At least you have the dress shoes!

ucansuckit12 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 12:15

ONLY ASSHOLES VOTE YOU DESERVED IT

IAm1AwesomeChick 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 12:17

35, do you mean your parents aren't poor?

epokryfky 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 13:33

Wtf? We've all had to do stuff like that.

nikepatch 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 13:37

At least you have a job.

constipatedlady 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 14:18

What is with all these at least you have a job comments? Most adults do! Unemployment isn't that high!

tiffanynickole 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 14:19

Time for a second job??

latanyar225 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 14:38

Been there...

MyS3lf 24

Tuesday 13 March 2012 15:07

Julia Roberts much?

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