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By fuckit - 31/01/2009 17:24 - United States

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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
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alwaysalady 0

When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Hope you're planning to throw those away soon. Condoms do have expiration dates. :p

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toaster468 0

do they get stale? next time I'm at 7-11 I'll check the Trojans ;)

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evamusical 12

They do, but the expire in 2 or 3 years mostly...

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Mauskau 35

You've used one more than I have in my entire life. Be glad :) I'm a proud virgin. Ignore everyone saying "get out more" and shit like that. Best to have it with someone you think deserves it, not the first person you see.

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tobikuma 0

Exactly what I was thinking. Also a proud virgin.

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richarosky 0

mauskau ur 14!! it will be f***ed up if ur r not a virgin

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FMLFemale00 0

Actually there is a 13-year-old girl I know who is 4 months pregnant. Still ****** up, but some people have no idea what they are doing to themselves.

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noshcherie 0

ahahahahaha! omg! this one made me laugh so hard that i proceded to choke on my saliva. FML

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greengrass12 0

That is still one more than what I have used

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loveyahun 0

Wow...your sex life is dull...

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cornpop_fml 0

your sex life sucks for u hahahaha i am a very proud virgin. cornpop

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bogdancool8 0

I bet u used that one condom to jack off into

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beren456 1

Who said he's not getting any action? He's just unprotected ;)

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abasio 1

was the one used as a posh wank?

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