Celebrate good times come on!

By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco

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Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
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pureportedpear 27

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

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rockbandaddict85 22

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

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saraitkddh 47

Don't worry OP, I am sure one day you will use a one. Get out more and ask girls out more often.

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jtthegr8 26

I'm hoping he went out and at least showed this one a good time :) Or threw it away for being so old..

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j_cat187 19

just don't beg a hooker to sleep with you.

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Animekid126 13

Wow, best advice i've ever heard.

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james_logan 19

plot twist: OP hasn't been using the condom, but he has been getting some

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pureportedpear 27

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

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DoubleDosexo 12

condoms have a higher chance v of failing if they're left in pockets, purses, wallets, etc too long...

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gurbism 16

All things considered, that is one hell of a silver lining.

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rockbandaddict85 22

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

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tj4234 35

If he got it new from the box, it'll still be in date. The packets usually have expiry dates on them anyway.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Yea, but being jostled around in a pocket for a year? Exposed to a lot of movement and temperature fluctuations... I would not trust that one bit. Better safe than sorry, it's just one condom! I agree, time to replace it.

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cjwayy 22

Yeah, after all the friction and stuff it can get worn down.

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False_Stupidity 41

Wow #41, Maybe you and OP can get together...

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jerryj 27

Happy bday! What did you name the little sucker when it was born a year ago?

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winchestinalock 21

Happy first birthday condom in your pocket! May you have many more to come...or not in this case

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rosso700 14

No sex = no std, no pregnancy scares, no drama

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xoamy906 25

#21, using a condom doesn't necessarily mean you have a love life. It could, yes, but it could also mean just a sex life with one night stands, etc.

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HarleyBlues 24

gee thanks captain.

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JayBunny 16

20, condoms don't fully prevent that. Do your research.

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gatorclay97 28

#55, It's effective over 99% of the time.

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Googolman 29

I wouldn't say 99%. I think it's more like 85%.

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DArthurVaderian 18

There's so many STDs a condom does nothing about

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Garrett2818 21

Slumps happen to everyone so I wouldn't sweat it. Just don't use that condom when you break it otherwise it'll follow suit.

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PickledSweets 22

Wow, this FML made me laugh harder than it should. I'm sorry about that, but there's more to life than banging a bunch of girls all the time. Maybe life is just biding it's time to throw the right girl into yours :)

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PickledSweets 22

Okay, Debbie downer. But I suppose this is FML we're talking about...

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trellz17 19

I bet as soon as you take it out someone will want to sleep with you.

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