Health: Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have...

By shelby - 30/03/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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By Ignored - 26/01/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I've become so used to being ignored, that not only can I recognize the unique physical and verbal tics (or lack thereof) that certain people have when they're not listening to me, but I can even mutter just about anything under my breath - even in public - completely confident that no one will listen. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to someone on the phone, and then I panicked because I couldn't find it, searching for it while speaking on the phone, asking them to call it. It wasn't until they started laughing did I realise that it was up against my ear. FML

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elliotm 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:02

this is the saddest tale I've heard on this site

amburger7345 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:08

it's sadder that you bought a Bluetooth, and also that you feel talking to yourself is not normal. most people talk to themselves.

Comments

chrstygrl06 10

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:33

Go get some help, fast!

sykopyro69 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:34

lmfao that's sad

jeniluvswaffles 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 23:28

your profile pic is sad.

noboundary 9

Thursday 31 March 2011 9:15

135 you probably like blue waffle huh? BURN!!!!!! if you don't get it search it up. lesson: don't make fun of others, what the hell makes you so awesome?

Bad_Apple 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:37

actually I always talk to myself , OP, and do it in public too, but buying a bluetooth is extreme.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:38

The second one... Everyone does it sometimes you just need time to actually talk stuff out and who better with than yourself? It's pathetic that you care so much that people think that you went and bought a bluetooth headset though... You know probably only a small percentage of them even see it anyway...