she doesn't have cat shit sitting around!! ew she probably meant that she will be looking through the poo for the next few days until she finds her earrings.

Why is it when everyone refers to a dog or cat they use "he" (especially guys) even when there is no evidence whatsoever that it is a male?

get a metal detector. wouldnt diamond earrings have metal frames/hooks?

whoa! Yesterday I lost my diamond earring in the vaccuum so I ripped the bag open and I found out that the earring was there, but it was broken in three pieces. So I got to throw it away... Which isn't as fascinating as your story because I don't have a cat.

no i stole them

it will be a real FML if they aren't in the cat shit and a) someone stole them b) you are wearing thim or c) someone borrowed them and you gave them permission.

OP, you are so pathetic. You would go through cat shit just for a couple of earrings? If you care about your material possessions so much you would give up your dignity, you really have problems.

Your FML will become a YDI if you find it on your ears.

YDI for leaving your earrings somewhere where you cat could have reached them. And YDI for having a cat anyways.

People keep having pets around the house and then complaining about their actions... they're ******* pets.