By LilRedRiding_27 - 13/01/2013 07:24 - United States - Northridge
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Op here. Just for clarity I am in shape, I do own a cat but he doesn't exactly solve bedtime loneliness, i do have a roomate but shes on winter break. Comes down to shyness and social awkwardness which I'm working on. And needing to get laid...Also working on it. But thanks for the suggestions.
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Online gaming isn't a way that should be considered, if your looking for a partner. Often it's cluttered with 12 year olds & rabies infested squirrels.
that is kinda sad... get out meet some new people then u be like the rest of us.. banging on the wall and screaming shut up....
"...then u be like the rest of us.." I'm sure the rest of us are less grammatically challenged.
Lol I'll work on it
Don't let life pass you by OP.. There's a whole world of people interested in the same things you are.. Go out and expirence things, you'll meet people with common interests.
That's pretty impressive. My dad snores like a freight train and I can't sleep through that. I hear my mom yelling at him all the time. It would be hilarious if it wasn't 2AM lol
That's not an option he's old and married, and speaks no English. That's too many barriers for me. I have people to sleep with but those would be your average horndog duchebags good for a night but not much comfort long term types.
Good thing you like it, because if you try to stop him, he'll fart in your face and laugh about it.
Neighbor, Perdix....different rooms...
#33, the OP has probably cut a secret "glory hole" in the wall, so she can more fully enjoy her neighbor. When he doses off, she can pop it open and enjoy seeing, hearing, touching and smelling him. The effective stalker doesn't go for a full-frontal assault. He or she toys with his or her prey for a while ;)
Sounding a wee bit too experienced in this field Perdix.
Op here. That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard o.O Lol but I love how you sound like a pro, future stalkers on here take tips from #37. Just prey he's not already one of your neighbors.
Even if it wasn't comforting I have no choice but to hear him if its coming through thin walls. Id be considered pathetic you sir and you glory hole tips are creepy. So no I don't want your guide. But thank you for offering.
Perdix, I'd just like to say, you really liven up any FML. You're one of the first people I search for when I read the comments. P.S. OP, don't take him too seriously. This is the kind of thing he always posts. He's even admitted himself never to actually take his posts seriously.
Wtf I have a cat and I'm not famous. :c
Imagine what will happen to you if your neighbour got his snoring problem treated? O.o
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At least that's the ONLY thing you hear him doing. Or is it?
Who needs swag when you have friends?