By Avery - 24/03/2012 20:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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alstbv12 13

One does not simply confuse real life with Lord of the Rings.

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MisterMuffinz 13

If only our history was as cool as LOTR's...

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foxmatrix15 8

How do u confuse monsters, walking trees and hobbits with men with beards on horses carting US flags?

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Birdie_Sage 0

Well, isn't the US government monstrous enough?

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ShadowTheDumbass 10

That's cool

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xJackson 1

And that is why America is among the bottom countries in smartness!

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sillycart 9

This is sooooo true. We are all "scrubs"

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chupacabra141 9

We're only ranked 16th in the world. Down from number one but not rock bottom. Yet

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colby42 0

Just the fact that you said "smartness" makes you sound stupid.

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The_Troller 14

Sounds a lot more fun than regular American history, that's for sure.

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honeybuncher 3

The__Troller, being the creep that I am, I read your profile. Today, my butthole fell apart FML. That was honestly the funniest thing I have read all day. Thanks.

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MsConfusedd 27

You think that's bad? For a while, I honestly tried to make stuff fly by saying "wingarium leviosa."

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micahsmommy 13

Sorry you must be a squib. Works for me all the time. (:

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sillycart 9

I HATE THIS PLANET!!!!!

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MsConfusedd 27

24- trust me I've known that since I was 4 lol

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micahsmommy 13

Well, that's better than most teens these days confusing Twilight with real life.

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Skelebitch 0

Who needs Edward and Jacob when you can have Frodo and Legolas????!!?!?! ;)

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ninjuh_wingman 29

So when did George Washington and his troops storm the gates of Mordor?

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gonad_gobbler 1

How could you possibly mix up something so important to an American citizen, such vital information that everyone should know and be proud of a resident of the United States , with American history?

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zach8771 3

So America fought for their freedom from mordor?

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Skelebitch 0

You mean fought for freedom from Mordor under the eye of Sauron.

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