Intimacy: Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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k8izgr8_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:01

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

marmlr339 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:03

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

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gigi03 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:01

Ha ha how sad your bf must really small

sportsdude25 6

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:48

So, your boyfriend is Asian?

ashleii2010 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:53

D: ..

landsharkman 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:25

Penetration fail

Muffinz04 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:19

Hahahaha!!! It sucks doesn't it! I know exactly what u talking about

lovelife_1284 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:07

That's awkward!!

stancesil80 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:57

Haha his **** must be like 4cm HARD! lol

doubleodoggy 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:12

TMI

coreysmith 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:31

Sucks maybe you should trade up

maaygs00 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:01

time for a new boyfriend

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Same thing different taste

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