Intimacy: Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 829

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By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 25 228

By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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You deserved it 6 715

k8izgr8_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:01

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

marmlr339 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:03

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

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jefffluffingham 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:55

then you posted it on the internet and learned size isnt everything and that kind of opinion means you'll be replacing your boyfriend with your tampons forever. DIDNT YOU!?

HerMajestyy 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:18

Buy him a pump lol

wholio 0

Monday 3 October 2011 20:09

so sad

hunterjumper1212 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:17

Haha I can totally relate.

Barn312009 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:59

You chose him.. Just saying

Foppe 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:18

Let me guess... you're the kind of person who also asks "are you already inside me?"

cheerleader205 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:24

Which feels better

jadenation 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:31

Tie a tampon on the end of his schlong

nightwolf1997 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:00

His life sucks!!!

OceanBlueSea 12

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:54

Time for an upgrade...

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