By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

Golden Shower

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DocBastard 38

I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!

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wisericky 12

The mailman Deliver mail Accepted the mail and signed for a package Yes OP opened the package, freaked out and pissed all over the place. I hope this helps clear things up.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Pretty much! All I could think of was that the OP caught a burglar hiding in there.

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Calyx_fml 21

Sorry bout that. I was taking a shower.

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angelbaby2012 0

Oh my lord. Dont scare me. I do that all the time. Lucky for me the only thing ive found is my friends brother trying to watch it

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Jkolbly 11

So I am not the only one who does this. I may know that everyone is all in the other room, but I still check. I think I'm just paranoid. And that is not the only reason I think that.

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TheGewt 7

You aren't replying to anyone, I bet you feel all silly inside.

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muFilter 19

Meh, don't feel too bad, 37. I come here to talk to myself too.

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TheGewt 7

99, I've been going to the bus benches all this time. I didn't realize it'd be easier to do it here!

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ucoolgirl31 20

At least you weren't getting in the shower!! lol :)

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plum_lovin 28

Ya naked! That would have sucked...lol

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hahayourafag 0

Beat the shit out of whatever sick fag is hiding behind the Curtain in hopes to see your dick. Duh.

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RadikulRam 16

"About ruebenrios : Well umm... I love cats... And my sister! So yea. OH I also love G-Shocks!" Oh god... Weren't G-Shocks used by professional athletes and soldiers because of their intense durability and reliability? I know I shouldn't attack children, but Rueb clearly doesn't even take a short trip to the barbers, yet alone... nevermind I'm getting carried away, Rueb, you're a hipster and you're going to struggle in the real world. P.S: They make diamond encrusted G-Shocks *shudders*

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p_syko 5

From now on save yourself the hassle of checking the shower them going to the toilet to pee...just pee in the shower. Then if there is someone you can surprise them instead by peeing on them. Problem solved!

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