Love: Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He...

By moon_paw - 28/11/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

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Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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Starfire22 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:05

Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

Sixpakastan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:14

Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

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MadJester 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:29

I think we're dating the same guy. lol

runswithsporks 2

Monday 30 November 2009 22:31

I do similar things to my fiance, and when she rolls her eyes at me I tell her this. "When you are 50 and your **** are saggy, you will be glad you had **** that could do that to a man". Deal with it, your boobs will only be perfect for so long, and then your will beg your boyfriend to even look at them.

peytontaylorharl 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 5:00

o_o

iamcheese 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 7:34

It's not about the googly eyes when your boyfriend/husband looks at your boobs. That's nice and cute and flattering. It's the "honk-honk" that's the problem. My boyfriend does that to me. At first, I went "ha-ha, how about I do that to your boobs?" But now... It's not funny. It's not cute. It's just plain annoying. It doesn't do anything to make me feel sexy or think that we're being silly together, and we do a lot of silly things together. In conclusion, I feel you, OP.

darth1 18

Tuesday 1 December 2009 7:45

Marry this man

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:48

Ah, but that's the thing - I'm not worked up. I actually find this great mental exercise, at times.

cmac86 23

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:50

simple solution: don't let him touch them.

JCadle90 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 21:01

Man-Child sounds like he rapes kids.... maybe say my husband acts like a child

Ootori 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:05

lol i laughed so hard haha, i'd agree with #4 that men are practically kids at heart but it varies between us wen we become childish...a reaction from simply seeing a woman's rack is like something from a comedy show LOL