By moon_paw - 28/11/2009 16:17 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 068
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Same thing different taste

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Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

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Actually, I'd still say the same, face-to-face. Such a lame argument, "you're just insecure and afraid!" is no better than "you're just jealous!"

He's not the problem. The problem is that you are clearly in a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.

oh my god my boyfriend did the EXACT same thing until it pissed me off so much i made him stop

Isnt that better than ignoring your special parts?

i agree with mirix! (i wanted to say it.)

I would still call her an idiotic **** if I met her in person...if some 14-year-old came up to me and said "oh my garsh, okay so I've had sex with these 14-year-old guys, and one of them grabbed my boobies so much they went numb", I'd call her out on it!. So your entire argument just went out the window. Lern2ArgueUrPoints. Kthxbai.

While I agree that, "it's their business and you shouldn't bust into it", would you feel the same if it were your own daughter prancing around, bragging about having her breasts squeezed so hard that they went numb? I certainly would die if she did, wouldn't you? I'm hardly older then Brooke, but I have taken care of three kids and have enough life experience, my sister and my cousins, to tell you that having sex at age fourteen and having kids does not sound like fun. I've dated a guy for two and a half years, and we still have not gone past snuggling on his lap. I would yell at her that while her friends are at the mall, she has to clean her kid's poop, and that's NOT fun. Sorry my grammer is poor, English was not my first language :D

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My boyfriend does it too, but I think it's cute lol.