My 25 year old boyfriend does that too! Only I ask him if he's 12, and if I'm honest, I think it's funny.

My god you stupid women. Why do you think we put up with you & are not fags? Now dont open your mouth unless he wants to put his **** in. Or pee on you. #321 is a perfect example of a decent woman.

Ahem. I win, she shouldn't have sex you're a tool and boatkicker is amazingly confident. Also, you may post that we spend so long talking on FML but what you need to realise is that A) you too are here and B) what else am I supposed to be doing at 12:48GMT when my mates are at college and Spaced is on my Xbox. I got nothing to do but read your thicko comments and listen to siding with ******. Fun times, I don't get worked up but I like to acknowledge that people in the world are more retarded than I could have believed.

"Boatkicker is amazingly confident" Not sure if it was meant as a compliment, insult, or just a general statement, but I'm taking it as a compliment anyways. Thank you. :)

It was a compliment, I wouldn't give out any of my locale because there'd be a million people wanting to beat my door down and beat me like a Texan housewife.

Well you'll notice I didn't give out my specific address. I get enough strangers walking to my apartment as it is. I don't need any more. It's (not) lovely when neighbors throw parties and call up their (already drunk) friends and say "Yeah come on over. No bother knocking, just walk right in!" and since the friends are drunk they get all confused and walk into mine. I have learned to lock my door after 8:30pm every day.

You should just sit in a chair in front of the door as they walk in, pull out a fake gun, shake your head and then motion for them to leave, they'll not be back in a hurry. Or wear a gimp suit and stare till they leave.

Op...are you honestly offended by a man finding your breasts mesmerizing? Take it as a compliment and stop being so high strung.

Get a sense of humour! your boyfriend is cool if he gets all excited about your boobs then wow he loves them, get over it take it as a compliment.

What a punny story! I would've done that too! haha.