Get. Out. Now.

Boobies are WONDERFUL. Everybody likes them, EVERYBODY. Straight women (even if it's just YOUR boobies you like), lesbians, bi-girls men, bi-men, gay men...they're called fun bags for a reason. My boyfriend's constantly poking my boobs and who am I to say anything against it...if I'm ever in bed sleeping topless even if it's just once or twice I give them a little poke...AND I LAUGH! And any woman who says she doesn't do that, or hasn't done that, and found some silly joy in it is a liar, and I'll take that to my grave haha. You should be happy you're with a man who has a sense of humor. Would you rather him be totally uptight and a dick? Cause, I mean, those kinds of men are easy to find...

I wasn't one of the ones who responded to your comment, and I don't have much to say about it beyond the fact that I feel you're a fool. Why do I spend so much time commenting on FMLs? Because there are a lot of ignorant people out there, and if I can share some tiny bit of wisdom, than I feel I should. And FML seems to be a venue where there is a lot of discussion about things I feel I can give advise on. I could go to any website and spew stuff, but I'm not about to bring up something totally random. I add to other peoples conversations most of the time, not my own. Are you going to ask why I do it online, instead of in person? What's posted on the internet is more permanent than anything spoken and public. While the person I respond to may not bother to read what I say, there's always a chance that someone else will stumble across my advise and take it to heart. I can't do that in person. Once I speak, the words go away. No one else can have them. It's got nothing to do with anonymity, and I'll remove all my anonymity right now. You want to find me? Run a google search for Boatkicker. I'm all over the place. My name is Erin C Boettcher (there are two other Erin Boettchers that are all over the internet) My email is [email protected]. The only other thing I can do to remove the rest of my anonymity would be to meet you in person. I'm living in Radford, VA at the moment, and open to meeting you, though I have a feeling you would be against that. If you read my comment to arienh4 you'll see some of why I think it's bad to have sex this young. It's not the age, it's the maturity level. Having raised two children (not my own. I'm only 19) I can testify to the fact that it's not easy, especially when you've got school to worry about. I only barely graduated, because I was so busy taking care of my little sisters. And don't come at me with the birth control defense, because while it's effective if used properly, its hardly ever works out that way. Someone forgets to take thier pill, the condom breaks, and then what? You abort? It's a lot more emotional than people realize. People think "well I don't consider it a baby yet so killing it is okay" and they don't realize that its not the only reason people don't do it. Guilt is not the only emotion that prevents people from doing it.

Holy crap. I didn't realize I had typed that much. haha. sorry.

yeah, all guys are like that. I know I am.

Come on get a sense of humor :) My bf does stuff like this too. Actually, I showed him this fml and he was like "But I don't say 'honk honk'" lol. I don't mind his immaturity sometimes, so long as I can be immature back ;)

Mine is currently honking my boobs and saying "Oooouuuga!" And he is also a 25 year old man-child. But then again, I grab his penis and say "Honk!" =)

You would not be the first person I had met on the internet, though you would be the first I have met on bad terms. However, My expecting you to turn down the offer wasn't relevant to my offering. Most people will refuse to meet people from the internet, and most people also do not like to meet people they dislike. And as for the job thing, How many 19 year old college students are proud of their job? The whole point of college is so that you can get a better job. I suppose I didn't say that in my post though, because it didn't seem relevant.

I spend the time because I'm bored. Yes, exactly, I have nothing better to do. It also doesn't take long to think of my replies, at least, so must I really have to go save the world or work on inventing the cure for diabetes every five minutes? lol

yeah this is not a FML. this is just life. Just as the sun sets and the tides ebb and flow, men will touch their girl's boobies. Some will add sound effects like "Honk honk" or :Ah-WOOOOO-GAH". You'll miss it when your boobs sag and he loses interest.