Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because...

By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 729

You deserved it 3 738

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 144

You deserved it 12 690

By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 882

You deserved it 3 005

By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 956

You deserved it 12 659

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 331

You deserved it 339 243

Still counts!

By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 489

You deserved it 242

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 314

You deserved it 8 038

Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 104

You deserved it 6 401

Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 089

You deserved it 6 124

By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 969

You deserved it 5 897

Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 022

You deserved it 188

helennaa 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:04

So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.

okieraider71 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:15

Accidential ninjia.

Comments

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:30

how is this ****** up? it sounds cool. unless you landed on something sharp or on a sandpapery *****.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:39

As opposed to a gigantic but lubricated black ***** your mother used on the mailman last Thursday?

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:43

yeah. she had to get a new one after she used it on you.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:02

At least it was lubricated, so all's well that ends well. PS - It's so much easier to go to the bathroom now, but a lot more of a bloody mess.

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:59

lol

gc327072 30

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:13

Dafuq did I just read?

hatesvegans 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:33

oooooooooo that's hot if ur a boy call this numer 1 515 975 6595

null_fml 11

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:34

Considering you're a girl and landed in splits position, be thankful your schoolmate didn't yell "and she sticks TO the landing" instead.

BoBandy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:35

hahaha!

lawlfyl 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:40

Hahah. This is in no way an FML. This is hilarious and you should be proud of yourself and your peers for being so funny about. What's bad about getting applauded? HIGH FIVE @ #4

kainpwnsu 19

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:42

Agreed. I am rather impressed. Sorry if you were embarrassed, but that's pretty darn cool.

CharliePoops 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:42

iambatman = win!!! hahaha Today I found out I can do the splits. why? because I fell down a flight of stairs, a guy shouted "and he sticks the landing!". we high fived. so I guess my life doesn't suck afterall...FML?