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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML

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Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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Sure, it's always the woman's fault

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 22:59 - United States - Framingham

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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MrSassypants 33

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:28

Head, shoulders, boobs and toes, boobs and toes!

davidpropert 32

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:23

Hoping your boss is a man ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 12 December 2015 16:19

the thirst is strong with this one

apcsox 18

Saturday 12 December 2015 16:33

Reminds me of my old dentist.... *shudders*

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Saturday 12 December 2015 17:43

taste it

olpally 32

Saturday 12 December 2015 18:33

Squeeze it or nah? Lol. Yikes.

queencabello 19

Saturday 12 December 2015 19:16

Gross

Scorpio01 16

Saturday 12 December 2015 20:03

Why?

queencabello 19

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:30

I read the fml wrong

bellydancer82 15

Saturday 12 December 2015 19:32

Lol, that's not too bad. I know all too well what it feels like to have my middle-aged hair dresser's boob on my face. She has huge sagging boobs, and whenever she bends over to wash my hair... Well... It doesn't happen every time, but once is enough to make you paranoid.

rkay5989 12

Saturday 12 December 2015 19:35

Now was this accidental or intentional?

Elban 20

Saturday 12 December 2015 21:02

Mmm.... boobs

JohnTheLad 13

Sunday 13 December 2015 1:21

Better than a hotdog

Mr_Swazi 11

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:08

Probably feels like a boob

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