By parishiltonsbff - 04/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML
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Humanoid_fml 0

What is there to know about someone's cervix?

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laleona 0

wow that's incredibly pathetic. but at least you're aware of it now.. and can change...

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Lyrad 0

Sad world we live in.. Celebrity news are more common than news that change the world.

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gowzer90 0

#18 u and the fact that an idiot like GW Bush can get elected to become the president of US is the reason why the rest of the world rips the piss out of america and that american's rep around the world is as a whole bunch of people who seem to have lost the 'commen sense' gene. FFS!!! GW Bush kept u safe?! Yea like he made the world a safer place by starting an unwarranted and illegal war against Iraq !!! TO BE SAFE U HAVE TO NOT ATTACK COUNTRIES NOT AT WAR WITH U!!!! What planet r u on? Seriously girl get a cat scan of ur brain and start getting treatment for ur condition.(the condition is more commonly known as being a byproduct of inbreeding) Now to the guys fml post, uv watched that movie WAY too many times and the fact that Paris Hilton is a walking STD factory who would **** anything with 2 legs(she's not bothered wether the other 2 limbs are arms or not). Watch the 'Jon Stewart Show' to find out about politics and have a laugh. P.S. i see no reason to apoligize for my rant - it was required.

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rndg 0

If not for your rant, apologize at least for the low readability of your comment.

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silly_kate 0

GARGH!!!!! Paris Hilton probably has the grossest ****** on the planet!!! it likes crabs central!!!!

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laurenasabutton 26

I seriously doubt she has crabs considering she's shaven.

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perle_noire 0

That's not only sad, that's just plain creepy.

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mysticold13 0

You and about 75% of people in this country...

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Sager2009 0

Dear #21, Yes, Bush made some mistakes, but I'd like to see you be president and do better. But it really doesn't matter, because now we have a new president (Barak Obama), who is even more of a retard than Bush and Clinton put together. The only reason why he became president, is because he's black, not because of the important views and ideas he has for our country. P.S. Use spell check, it does wonders! (:

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horneyhic 15

altho obama is trying to get u universal healthcare (something which every other industrialized country in the world has) and he's trying to reform ur banking system giving more regulations (which before u get all up in arms about freedom you should consider that Canada has considerably tighter banking laws and weathered this recession far better than you did) and he's trying to improve ur educational system but yes these things will cost u more in taxes

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needsagf14 12

Thank you! And the media got him elected both times. He did so terribly in his first term that the second election must have been rigged. I didn't know there were any other people against obama on this site :)

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kppadgett 0

jesus.... your from commie-fornia.... you have a dictatorship you liberal trash

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tama_tee 0

thanks # 13 u made my day apparently there are smart people in the world :)

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