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By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

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Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
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skyeyez9 24

i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

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skyeyez9 24

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

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123e3 0

Your pussy's gotten pussy! LOL

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FuckUpXNote 0

HA animals do have more sex then humans I bet. They horny things.

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PHILERUP 0

Hey, this is coming from a fifteen year old, not from the grammar police. This FML should be like this: " Today, I realized that my cat has gotten laid more times than I have. FML" Elliptical clauses, learn them.

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PHILERUP 0

Actually, I looked it up. It's supposed to be " has got."

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Sadielovesyou 0

no it's gotten trust me my moms a kindergarten teacher, so I'm used to her correcting me. She even corrects the papers my teachers write to her!

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nikkiandyou 0

So the cats been laid like, once?? haha, sorry, i just had to say it. sorry though, dude.

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nikkiandyou 0

HAHA, seriously. do you?

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Andyangels27 0

bob barker says spay and neuter your pets

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mooiu 0

ok..why the hell are you watching your cat first of all and second yea it your that concernd about it just go have lots of sex...obviously you dont care of you would not have posted this

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