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By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

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Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
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skyeyez9 24

i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

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skyeyez9 24

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

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pleasedonttellme 0

I agree with #12 and #2 how would you have known this?

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leofish 0

Guys. OP probably just saw his cat getting it once accidentally. And she's a virgin.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Kind of a lame FML. /: Cats don't even have sex for pleasure, do they? I think it's only dolphins and humans that do. But I guess that makes it worse, huh? :3 And once animals go into heat they hump everything in sight. And they become like a male magnent. :P

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darkmis1 17

YDI just for knowing how many times your cat has been laid.

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Caayouteepie 0

ah that horny little pussy

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Njtorres 0

awww if your a girl I'll do ya the favor you can bring your cat too!!

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deliapearl 0

everytime u look at ur pussy tell her what a **** she is

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z_vet 0

I don't see how it is a FYL. I have 14 cats — males and females — and each one has been laid more times than me. So what? It's in a cat's nature to **** non-stop (if they're not sterilized of course).

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TarasTrouble 0

thats one dirty pussy

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wyldsyde 0

Yes. Yes it has. It's an animal. Get over yourself. With your attitude it's no wonder why you arnt getting any.

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