Health: Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have...

By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Hair-raising

By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML

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Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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Bad hair day

By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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roastedalmond 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:25

Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.

OceanMinded 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??

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iGoRawrx3 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:41

Start using head and shoulders(:?

Leftieswillrule 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:17

sorry for you. I have dandruff too and the shampoo isn't working very well

da808gr8 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:31

damn!!! I hope you don't have dandruff down south lol

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:33

18: I have plenty of friends on here. You don't need to add someone's name to a public list to validate a friendship. Try PMing once in awhile, dude.

libbye 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:57

it's called moisturizer...

lammylamb17 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:44

oh nasty

duhh10 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:18

oh stop whining. try having psoriasis. it sucks. if you don't know what it is, Google it!! if bad enough, you get psoriatic arthritis. which I have.

roymustanglover 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:58

:( I ONLY get dandruff on my eyebrows....It's really bizarre! :O

89Kele 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:19

You might have Discoid Lupus.

Albert1357 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:05

omg my friend has the same problem!

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