Nutella then?

By meeee - 21/03/2013 10:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

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perdix 29

What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.

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HowieDoIt 21

Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

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The_Thinker 18

#16 - Your sense of humour is questionable.

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Bakarra 22

Who covers their doorknob with all these things? You wouldn't be able to use the door... *sexually oblivious*

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RedPillSucks 31

I write "slippery when wet" on my knob. Actually, it's more like a club than a knob.....

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abu4u 26

OP is a very bad girlfriend. Here was I thinking women love chocolate!

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SuperKnuckels 6

"you know what else could go with this sundae? some nuts.. Oh nevermind, cause you'll be chalk full of them in a few minutes"

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KingDead 18

That's what she didn't understand ;] #68

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Bakarra 22

Ah 97 I can see it now...OP walks into the room and notices her boyfriend has this stupid ass giggly look on his face and he motions to the other side of the room where there's a doorknob covered in icecream toppings

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HKCgrimmjow 15

For some reason I think it should have been "here I was" not "here was I" just my opinion though, I'm not an English teacher or anything.

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Bubbelz 25

126 Woah! Get a room, you two :)

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KingDead 18

-thumbs down- 141 hahah.. I always get negative votes because people don't see the views in my humour.. [or way of being, to be completely off topic] So, it's refreshing sometimes!

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

Everything is better with chocolate! At least he was being considerate

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RedPillSucks 31

Unless he's a unique eunuch, nuts are always included

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XxgreymoonxX 8

Would make giving head more enjoyable on the girls part .-.

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icepick23 12

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AninOnin 24

Maybe she just wasn't in the mood? People who expect sex whenever they want it, without regard for their partners, disgust me.

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Selfish? What the hell? It her choice whether she wants to give someone a ******* or not.

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Pleonasm 35

What is your big deal? So she has to comply to his every whim? It doesn't work like that. Relationships are compromises and they're a balance of two people. It can't just be, "I wan't you to suck this chocolate syrup off me now. Do it aready!" No.

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taylor714 7

let me guess you one of those guys that say i want a ******** but doesnt returne the favore

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Cartera 10

24 - Let me guess, you're one of those people who can't spell correctly.

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bamagrl410 31

3 - If by selfish you mean someone who doesn't do everything you want when you want it, then you'll be sorely disappointed when you enter the real world. Just because OP didn't comply this time doesn't mean she hasn't in other ways. And who knows, maybe the boyfriend is the selfish one. But I don't think there's enough info here for you to make a judgement like that.

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jc10x 8

24- Let me guess, your one of those idiots who have mistaken the OP for her boyfriend

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Pleonasm 35

So did he waltz out of the house with chocolate syrup still on his knob then? Ahaha I've heard of dick cheese but not dick syrup. What next, dick noodles? Oh no... what have I done.

jem970 19

Dick cheese? O_O I have not heard that term before... I just gagged.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Go home Pleonasm! You're drunk!

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Pleonasm 35

Every day's St.Paddy's for me, aye. Craic and banter well doused in beer!

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn you Pleo.... Now I'm sitting here thinking of the guy running of with syrup on his knob. Sigh... Now I question my sexuality. Where's my mother-in-law shrink.

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WhatsYOURname6 25

Nice to see someone else who uses the word 'Craic'!

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Myo_fml 20

You must have terribly poor reading comprehension skills if it took you that long to read that.

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ilmanator 7

I hate when people put ******* millions of exclamations at the end of their sentence

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Reaper1984 13

That brings a whole new meaning to sexually frustrated

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lilhellian 26

Because not all girls are into that.. If you can't respect your gf then you shouldn't have one..

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TheElBurrrito 21

#27, what about a boyfriend? I mean..... what?!?!

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oddball1972 10

They are women !!! They don't deserve our respect

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Old unused 13

Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask and find out?

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capodanno 4

I'm with you, I thought "why the hell not?" I'm sure there was a good reason. The only thing I can think of is that it wasn't actually chocolate.

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AshBash2211 14

Man I wish my boyfriend would try stuff like that!

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I know right!!! What a perfectly good waste of syrup and a boner this FML was.

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Bubbelz 25

So far for OP's exciting sex life.

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Joe9024 20

You can make suggestions in bed too, #9

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amn831 17

Doing this is actually pretty great. You should of tried it!

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