By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 16:17 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML
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EvilPotato 14

That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!

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ICastillo 24

They figured since you didn't melt when they threw water on you a few weeks ago that they would just smash your fingers as a consolation prize..

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donut_gurl 8

well maybe the problem is your attitude and parenting skills... just saying

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The_F3rris 11

What did you do to make them hate you?

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

All 5 year olds are deranged psychopaths, at least they don't have a hit list...or do they?

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NYCBOII123 7

So one of your daughters "pulled" the car door shut. I'm pretty sure when you pull on a car door, while depressing the handle, it opens. I think you we're looking for the word "pushed". Other than that OP, great post!

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EvanescenceLuver 12

#76 - Actually, if the daughter was INSIDE the car, it would indeed have been pulled, not pushed. I'm thinking OP wanted to go somewhere with his kids, and was loading them into the car, but they really just did not want to go. But yeah, inside=pulled, outside=pushed.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'd say it's pretty normal for all 5 year olds to be deranged psychopaths. I'd be more worried if they were perfectly behaved little angels.

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NicoleAshley10 0

You got some demon daughters on your hands. I would watch out for them because next they would try to kill you. I watch too many movies where kids kill their parents. They start behaving just like that then bam the parent is dead.

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CrazyManNo9 29

All 5 year olds are like that. As a matter of fact, all girls of any age are psychopaths.

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torio123 27

So you're saying that if someone did this to you, you would take it as a compliment? Something's not right here...

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CountryCutie90 5

What kind of parent calls their children deranged? You raised them remember so great job on your awesome parenting skills

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akiahara 14

I'm not the only one who thought of The Omen. Discipline or you might die.

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