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She purposefully shut the car door on your hand or shut the door while you were distracted by the other's screaming?
Maybe you could, you know, discipline them every so often? A kid who gets their ass whooped the first time they do something is a kid who is never going to do it again. How about parenting once in a while?
That is so mean! How could u say that about your daughters?? What the he!! is wrong with u?
This made me angry, not because OP's daughters are disobedient, but because of OP's blatant and moronic misuse of the term psychopath. Psychopathy should not be used as a blanket term, given it has extremely specific manifestations, and if you don't know that then you shouldn't be using the term at all. TL;DR OP deserved it for being a moron
Teamwork makes the dream work
Bite their fingers. Show them how it feels then ground them
I'll take them
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That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!
They figured since you didn't melt when they threw water on you a few weeks ago that they would just smash your fingers as a consolation prize..