By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.

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CrazyCountryGirl 5

You married the bitch... sorry No sympAthy

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EZ2XLR8 7

You choose who you date and marry, so I don't feel sorry for you. However... not every woman PMS' . Every woman is like that at one point... so stop complaining about her. I would fake PMS at my ex-husband because he was the bitch. So get over it.

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yessi_mar 0

keep your woman on check!!

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justbigbs 6

116 made a great point, find out what they really like a bitch or a bunny before you get it

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lulzmylife 4

Maybe she acts like a bitch because she's miserable due to having married such an asshole.

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Cari91 0

I made an account just to comment on this. I'm the "bitch". He got so happy when he saw his fml finally got posted. Lawlz.

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soccertc12 0

get her pregnant and while giving birth she will express her true love through a joyful song of happiness and praise!!! JK bro your probably ******!

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BigBrownEyes675 0

If she's a bitch, Then why did you marry her?!????

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