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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.

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cetlawizard 15

omg 22 seems to be the only one to know how to use then/than in the correct way! yay 22, the grammar nazi's will leave you in piece. :)

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jessicahpippi 7

wife doesn't equal bitch. try respecting her title?

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ImaSexualTiger 6

Sounds like it's time for someone to earn their red wings.

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lmaoatall 6

google pmdd op and see if the symptoms matches up to your hers. if so, get her to a Ob/gyn. there's medication that can help.

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effarve 2

(eyes wide, eyebrows extend up, mouth dropped open in awe) WHOA!

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paramorefan17 0

she's on her period u expect her to be nice?

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juston_p 1

my sister is the same way except without the calm.

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cybermolly10 7

When's the last time you gave her an ******? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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