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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.

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snafu63 0

why would you go to your ex's wedding in the first place? ydi

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rwq891 4

Grow a pair and stop complaining or just stop posting. yours isn't funny.

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starlover77 0

that's how I am... I get really happy and nice... haha. a bitch the rest of the time...

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budd28 0

u married her ... tough luck or should I say tough love

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kaitlynlovemee 0

Two things..uh why are you married to her if she's such a bitch ? and everybodys "time" is different. who cares if she's nicer ? I am sometimes too

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djmixon 0

perhaps you are just less of an a-hole during that time of the month.

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crowbar_2010 2

sounds like you need to give that pimp hand a workout. just kidding! i would never suggest abusing a woman..unless she didnt make my sammich. XD

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September_fox 2

Oh yeah, I forgot. How much arsenic do you want in your sammich? "None" isn't an option.

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sko12342 3

Can you blame her for being bitchy? You sound like a terrible husband, you´re calling her a bitch behind her back. You´re the bitch in that relationship

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