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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

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Big_Red_138 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:05

Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.

DjeePee 24

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:07

Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.

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emiyharpp 0

Monday 27 February 2012 2:32

Same here. And my daughter agrees

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 1:01

YDI for marrying her.

The_Mr_Troll 14

Thursday 16 May 2013 4:13

YDI, you married her.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 2 September 2014 4:57

see my name.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 12 December 2014 2:57

You married her.

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