I make sure my jeans at least reach my belly button.

You know what? YOU'RE AN IDIOT, SO SHUT THE **** UP! God forbid someone offend your precious vampire series, right? Like, my God, it's the end of the world! Her writing sucks. It's really that simple. There's a reason it's in the young adult section of the library, instead of in the fantasy section with the rest of the vampire novels. Do you know what that reason is? Well, let's start with the weak plot, the horrible grammar, the repetitive use of the words "Bella sighed" and "Edward.......beautiful", and the one-dimensional characters. Bella had been in Forks for two months. Apparently, Edward has been watching her for three months, though he only MET her at school during her first month there. PLOTHOLE. The author completely forgets to explain how a vampire can successfully reproduce and have their child grow up so quickly. PLOTHOLE. The series makes many young girls confuse lust and obsession with love. Breaking into a man's house to watch his daughter sleep is not love. Threatening to beat and/or kill her/others because she has male friends is not love. Bawwww'ing and throwing yourself off a cliff because your undead boyfriend of a few months doesn't want you any more is not love. You get where I'm going with this? Edward is an emotionally abusive stalker. Who just happens to be ice cold (yuck), hard as stone (yuck), and dead (necrophilia, anyone?). Oh yes, hugging a marble bench in a meat freezer must be so comfortable. Bella is a fragile, shallow yes-girl who would do anything including suicide to be with her abusive boyfriend. Last I checked, that wasn't healthy. Please, people.....start reading some REAL literature.

^^^^ Clearly a hardcore Harry Potter fan.

Eh. I won't deny that I like Harry Potter. It's a good series. A bit juvenile for me now, but I drag out the books for long road trips. I used to be completely bonkers about it when I was in high school. But then my teenage hormones cooled down, puberty bid me a nice fare-thee-well, and I because interested in the Song of Ice and Fire series. But Potter Puppet Pals rules. They rule hardcore. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

I'm just glad you took that lightly, my friend. What is this, Song of Fire and Ice? I'm a college student and the semester is just about over so I'll need something to fill my time when I'm not working. Although, for now, I will be looking up Potter Puppet Pals..

It's a series by George R.R. Martin. My boyfriend is really into it, but I'm still stuck on "A Game of Thrones" fairly early into the saga. It's fairly complex, so I wouldn't recommend it if you're not into multiple plot-lines and fantasy creatures hashing out political bullshit. I can barely keep track of all the characters myself, you practically need a CliffNotes guide to read the blasted series. But it's just....oh so addicting once you get past the first few pages. Sorry 'bout the delayed reply, by the way. Had to get through my morning class.

153 ur my new hero! =D lmfao!

That is the most win comment in the history of the entire Internet no matter what.

I realized that my generation will be remember for twelve year old girls sleeping with a copy of Twilight under their pillow and and masturbating to a life size Edward doll. The only reason Twilight is so popular is that it is so horribly written that it appeals to the section of today's society that I'm pretty sure has never read a book without pictures in it and less than 100 pages. Harry Potter on the other end is a masterpiece. The plot includes unexpected turn of events, good verses evil, and a little romance. J.K. Rowling wrote a book that would interest anyone. I am not dissing all Twilight fans. Congratulations on find a book that you enjoy. But the only thing I hate is that some fans take it a little to far.