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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By Anon - 27/05/2023 22:00

Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML

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By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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By anonymas - 29/01/2010 15:29 - Norway

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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Saturday 3 July 2010 18:52

honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)

danipoo4u 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:52

Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol

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tubal069 0

Monday 5 July 2010 19:25

Take some pics and show us!

TheNomNomRaptor 0

Monday 5 July 2010 23:29

Haha you'r all asking for pics. What if the op is a guy?

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 1:39

Can you demonstrate?

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 6 July 2010 1:47

I totally just tried that.

boysinabooth 4

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:14

I'm going to go try this now. I tried it with my tongue once and that worked.

Just_Kat 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:42

I just tried that with my nipple to see if you were telling the truth. Turns our you are....so thumbs up

Trixies100 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 19:58

holy! I just tried thaat it does work, I wanna know how u came upon this?

evank96 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:19

how is that a fml thats kool

7g23 0

Friday 9 July 2010 10:27

lol that's awesome

xFLASHz 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:08

strangely mine don't :(

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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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