By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
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devendra_fml 0

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

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PhillyFox 0

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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corme_fml 0

Cause it must be terribly hard to find a guy to get into bed with you... YDI

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boatkicker 4

Sometimes it is.

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jpest17 5

consider not having males in your bed as a good thing. ^.^

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jpest17 5

sleeping aroud does make u a *****, caz that's the definition of a *****.

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neko_ceko 3

No it's ain't ***** = sleeping arround FOR money/goods

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corme_fml 0

1: prostitute 2: any woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse

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blackaut 0

The only sad thing about this is that the cat has no choice but to live with your depressed attitude. You can call livelinks or order a male escort.. the cat isn't smart enough to figure out a way to hang himself knowing the rest of his life will be you petting him and complaining that you'll never meet a man... F your Cats life.. Today, I had to listen to my owner complain about not having a man in her life while she rubbed me hard and fast while holding me down, I'm a cat... FML

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Boygenius50 8

PERDIX WINS AGAIN!!!!!

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lee96 0

seriously get a man don't just lay there with your cat go find someone

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lee96 0

lol Andrew that will be fckin funny

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