By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
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ibmike22 13

i wish i had a guinea pig:( oh well, the only friend i need is my fridge

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alizax3 0

sry. get friends , Orr more pets.

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sauce31 0

I submitted a much better fml. this is garbage.

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hellokittywhore 0

you totally diserve it for owning a guinae pig.

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MyNameIsTheBest 0

yea sorry man I can't hang out with you... I have to cut my... (hangs up phone)

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justsayfuck 5

#28 So, if they were both huge or both tiny they wouldn't be good company? Dog racism these days..

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sauce31 0

captain you better not be talking to me.

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Freeze_fml 16

Seeing as how his comment was posted a reply to your comment, of course he wasn't.

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sauce31 0

how do you know he was replying to my comment.

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sauce31 0

do u want a cookie or something. do u think your cute trying to show off to all these hot girls on fml?

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sauce31 0

oh cool. well it's a good thing that no one asked u then.

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sauce31 0

I don't see any crying. but I moderated this one and said no because it's not funny. it's probably made up. all I said was mine is better. haha ur trying to show off for ignorance

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ibmike22 13

there is some serious rage in this comment. use it to warm up my burrito mmm

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sauce31 0

haha that's funny. comment moderated. cuz I'm a ******* douche.

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gatts 3

woah no need to start swearing....haha im enjoying this.

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sauce31 0

says the guy with two dogs as his picture... enough said

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DocBastard 38

Sauce, just admit you got owned on this one and then move on. captain - 1. sauce, 0.

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sauce31 0

how did I get owned though?

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sauce31 0

I'm just not too sure how I got owned tho.

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sauce31 0

still no one asked you 82, no one asked.

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Freeze_fml 16

No one asked for you to whine about getting moderated, either. Boo hoo, I get moderated almost periodically.

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sauce31 0

I didn't ask if you got moderated periodically

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illmatic2 16

Do you have to ask in order them to say something?

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sauce31 0

yes. and no one asked if I was relentless

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sauce31 0

why would you call yourself a ******* douche?

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sauce31 0

do you know what ask is for?

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DocBastard 38

Guess what, Sauce? You don't have to ask anyone anything to get their opinion, because you had the audacity to post something on a public forum. That gives the other 6 billion people in the world the right to say whatever the hell they want WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION. Can we just all agree that Sauce is a douchenozzle and move on?

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kfrizzle2 4

Haha i love conversations like this. Especially when there are talking dogs. "But its a TALKING DOG!!!" (Up reference)

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justsayfuck 5

Now THIS was a pretty awesome conversation :D

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5t3ff1k4h 44

There were just so many people dogpiling (hahaha) me... you couldn't see me! :D I was there. Don't you worry.

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IpenguinFace 0

Well, if nobody else is willing to hang out with you...then what makes you think the guinea pig actually wants to? =O

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