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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

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Starfire22 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:13

Keep on working out! It'll all work out in the end and you will start losing fat in other places too! You might want to change up your workout to target the places you want to lose weight in.

HurriKaty 4

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:33

Yeah, it happens. One of the first places girls lose weight is there, because it's almost nothing but fat anyway. But if you keep going, the rest of your body eventually catches up anyway.

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bananabutt410 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:35

same thing is happening to me

blondie147 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 16:56

I think that is the first place every girl loses weight. Once your body starts to get used to the reduction in weight it evens itself out. They will come back.