By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

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Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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Tripartita 44

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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birthdayforgot 14

Buy him a box of tissues that will solve the problem lol.

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unixdude 9

What kind of toothpaste has the same consistency and smell of prostate juice??

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symboic 13

My question is how does he get it in the sink?!?

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the_real_alpha 5

That is so gross.... like gross to the power 10000000 0_o

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kemando 22

... the sink? why the... but the toilet's RIGHT THERE...

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pjsr 32

The sink has a mirror - guys are very visual.

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cole66 14

OP here, I see some questions that I feel should be answered. The reason I was cleaning the sink was because the water was getting stopped around the edge of the drain, it gets stopped up a lot so I didn't think much of it. I never noticed what it was because anything that has been on a sink drain that long will feel nasty or be hard, but its simple to clean so I never cared. How it got there? I have no idea. Any other questions? feel free to ask.

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Setareh23 34

How did you find out about it in the end? Did your bro confess or something?

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pjsr 32

Thanks so much for the followup, OP, but everyone wants to know how you found out it was manpaste instead of toothpaste. ...And what did you say or do to prevent future 'clogs'?

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cole66 14

I found out what it was when I found some..fresh.. man juice in the sink. and I didn't say anything cause I didn't want to have that conversation because it would be awkward for me, and very embarrassing for him, as he is at the age you just start to learn to "enjoy yourself" and I don't want to make him not want to do it anymore, as that's what I would do if I were him in that situation. (Hope this helps)

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pjsr 32

haha, this really was a great FML. While it's gross, it's not the worst thing in the world - you seem to have a good attitude toward him. He probably looks up to you a lot. You'd help him out by talking to him privately and saying, 'Hey, I just wanted you to know I started jacking off about your age and it's totally normal for all boys to enjoy it. I still do it a lot, but instead of doing it into the sink where we brush our teeth, you might want to try doing it in the shower, or in bed and just wipe it up with some tissues. If you ever have any questions about sexual stuff, you can ask me. Ok?' This way you'd make him less likely to feel ashamed, while still teaching him to clean up after himself. Awkward? Probably a little, but once you've talked about that, he will feel comfortable to come to you for anything

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