Intimacy: Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning...

By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 30 November 2015 11:59

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 30 November 2015 11:52

Thanks for the gag, OP.

Comments

lexred 30

Monday 30 November 2015 12:26

Well...tell your brother to squeeze his "toothpaste tube" somewhere other than the sink.

ColCyclone 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 11:33

nonsense! the sink is the perfect disposal method

kmw003 17

Monday 30 November 2015 12:26

I really need a follow up for this, how did you find that out? Anyways, FYL for sure, that's so gross.

guii_fml 24

Monday 30 November 2015 12:26

I would cut my hands off immediately

anbanan 9

Tuesday 1 December 2015 23:10

if you cut the first hand off how would you cut off the second ?

91hayek 31

Monday 30 November 2015 12:33

Is he collecting it then disposes of it in the sink? Is he standing at the sink and doing it? If so how tall is he? Does he get off to his own reflection over the sink? So many questions.

Saub 19

Monday 30 November 2015 14:46

asking the important questions

MariaGiovanni 25

Monday 30 November 2015 14:51

I actually asked myself all of these questions too hahaha

Omfgitsmia 15

Tuesday 1 December 2015 3:25

I read your questions while looking at your picture lol

Alexandria79 22

Monday 30 November 2015 12:39

uh huh...gross...you need blue toothpaste. you'll never make that mistake again

igg125 30

Monday 30 November 2015 12:43

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CuriosityTheCat 9

Tuesday 1 December 2015 0:49

OP chose to clean up toothpaste, not semen.

FitFriday 32

Monday 30 November 2015 12:44

I would wash my hands with bleach and hydrogen peroxide

elcee1987 18

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:18

I would BATHE in bleach after that.

team_hale 11

Monday 30 November 2015 13:10

Who does "it" into a sink

pjsr 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 0:14

Millions of teenage boys. Most rinse it down.

Dean__Winchester 16

Monday 30 November 2015 13:11

The moment I saw "toothpaste" I was all, "Oh gross...they brushed their teeth with something ******* gross" and honestly, thank god that wasn't the case because that'd be highly disturbing.

cheshireau 26

Monday 30 November 2015 13:25

How can you confuse the two? They definitely don't have the same consistency.

zeffra13 31

Monday 30 November 2015 19:29

He's talking about after it's a dry crust on the sink. If people don't thoroughly rinse the sink after spitting out the toothpaste it builds up a layer. My sink has low water pressure so I usually have to scrub it.